Roll, Pinch and Tuck
I'm making pumpernickel bread today. Seriously, me! Making pumpernickel bread. I'm pretty darn excited. But I'll remain calm. No biggie...just frickin' pumpernickel bread!!! I've made bread before, but it is still a daunting process. And this is a bread I've eaten, but never made. I just watched the video and Lauren Groveman makes it look pretty easy.
The ingredients seem so un-bread like....like instant espresso, unsweetened chocolate and prune lekvar to name three. I know, right....prune lekvar?? What the freak is that?? Google to the rescue. Prune Lekvar is just a prune jam. Thank you, Mr. Google.
So I looked high and low for this Prune Lekvar. No luck finding it. But that's okay. I just make my own. It is just prunes and a liquid heated up and cooked until the prunes are softened and then pureed to a nice consistency. I muddled my way through it. You know the old saying, 'when life doesn't give you lekvar, pout a little and then make it yourself'...or something like that.
I made the lekvar the night before I was going to make my bread. Thought I'd save a little time.
So this morning I am ready and able to get this bread making process under way. And an hour earlier than I had thought (yay to falling back in time...just not in a cool Dr. Who way).
Here are my prunes. I used about 2 cups of chopped prunes, 4 tbsps of lemon juice and the zest of the lemon.
I should have bought ground caraway, but instead, only bought whole caraway seeds. This wouldn't be an issue if I had a spice grinder. As it was, I tried to grind the seeds with my mortar and pestle...that didn't go so well. I'm pretty much just using all seeds rather than anything ground. Sigh.
The boiling water and espresso powder are blended together in a small pot.
Hopefully that is a good sign, and not the sign of the Apocalypse.
The yeast and rye flour get added to the earlier mixture.
After about 3 cups of bread flour, my arms have given up. Seriously!! Lauren Groveman has arms of steel!! She really made stirring the bread flour into the mixture look so easy. Argh...my arms are less Popeye more Olive Oyl.
Enough of that.
I tossed it all onto the counter and kneaded as much of the flour in as I could. This really wasn't any easier than stirring the flour into the mixture. The recipe does indicate that a mixer can be used for this process, but my KitchenAid isn't up for that challenge.
This is my "smooshing the dough together" test. It should hold its shape and then slowly let go. It passed. (This makes more sense if you've seen the video.)
This will sit in a warm place for about two hours, or until it doubles in size.
This then gets punched down and deflated.
Here we are, after an hour. Nice.
Each half gets rolled out. And then the magic happens. Yes, let's call it magic. And please keep that in mind when you see things happening to the bread.
This next step seems wrong. But I did it just like the video. (That probably doesn't make it any better.)
I'm tucking in the ends! Yeah, it seemed wrong.
Here I go...picking up a knife again. I think I did better this time.
But I did it! I made pumpernickel bread! And I gotta say, I'm pleased with the results. Head on over to Tuesdays with Dorie and see how everyone else did with this pumpernickel.
I was almost skipping this one, but the video made it look so simple... what it was not, in the end. Anyways, it's good to do some baking that is not ready in 5 minutes from time to time!ReplyDelete
Like a squirrel :) Your bread looks great! All that rolling, pinching, and tucking paid off at the end.ReplyDelete
Your pumpernickel looks great. My yeast really bubbled up too.ReplyDelete
I'm SO glad I didn't have to knead by hand...you're a wonder woman!!! Yeah, not my favorite kind of bread, but it wasn't too bad :)ReplyDelete
Pretty amazing step-by-step photos! You are a superstar. I made my own lekvar too.ReplyDelete
wow, what an effort..ReplyDelete
i had made almost similiar bread with dried plum,
the hight sugar content made the bread is not easy to knead...
but i guess it's all worthed with the result!
Great commentary on the process! I have to admit I had moments of, uummm, but it all worked. We made pumpernickel!!ReplyDelete
Did you make the lekvars when we did the rugelach? This recipe was a little insane, but it was certainly delicious. Great looking loaves!ReplyDelete
You made pumpernickel! Great job, and looks good too. :)ReplyDelete
Your bread looks wonderful. Nice blog and step-by-step, and your commentary made me laugh :-) The amount of yeast used in this is a fair amount for two loaves of bread, hence the Sign of the Apocalypse bubbling...it's interesting that it doesn't really taste yeasty in the end.ReplyDelete
I really enjoyed reading your pumpernickel adventure and "Olivia" made me laugh! Cute!ReplyDelete
Your loaves turned out great.
I'm so impressed you made this by hand. What arm strength! I'm glad you enjoyed this one. I love the idea of serving it with spinach dip.ReplyDelete